Finally, 36 years later I visit the place I entered the world. This explains a lot. Everybody here is blonde, wrinkled, tan and crazy eyed. No wonder! I thought it was because of New Orleans. Really though I don't think hell itself is this hot.
The Devil would be looking for an air conditioner. I am sure of that. The water is gorgeous. I plan on snorkeling tomorrow. I here it is excellent here. My other complaint besides the heat... it's fucking expensive... really expensive. Even South beach seems cheap. How do people afford to live and work here? I have no idea.
I'm gonna see if I can find work in Miami and maybe something part time here to subsidize my stay. I'll keep you posted.
